Aug102010
On the other hand (as they liked to say here), it...
On the other hand (as they liked to say here), it appeared that his attempt to soothe the ire of this Rhamanus had been unexpectedly successfulThe Governor had asked his wonderful Arduini, the true and only joy there was for him in this benighted place, to prepare an evening meal for them of an unforgettable order
"All of my meals are unforgettable," Arduini had bridled predictably, but had been mollified by a judicious mixture of flattery, gold ygras, and a quiet reminder (almost certainly not the truth, the Governor reflected unrepentantly) that their guest that evening had ready access to the ear of the King on Chiara
The meal had been an ascending series of revelations, the service prompt, soothing, and unobtrusive, the wines a sequence of complementary grace notes to Arduini's undeniable artistryRhamanus, a man who appeared to keep his trim physique with some difficulty, had progressed from edginess through guarded appreciation, to increasing pleasure, ending up in a volubly expansive good humor
Somewhere in the next-to-last bottle of dessert wine imported from back home in Ygrath he had also become quite drunk
Which was the only explanation, the only possible explanation, for the fact that, after the dinner was over and The Queen closed for the night, he'd sac dolce gabana had their evening's dark-haired waitress formally seized as Tribute for Brandin in Chiara and bundled directly onto the galley in the riverThe serving-girl from Certando
Certando, on the other side of the border, where Alberico of Barbadior held sway, not, alas, Brandin of Ygrath
The Governor of Stevanien had been awakened at dawn from a fitful, wine-fogged slumber by a terrified, apologetic Clerk of the CouncilUnclothed and without so much as a whiff of his morning khav he had heard, through the ominous pounding of a colossal headache, the nature of the news
"Stop that galley!" he roared, as the horrifying implications fought their way through to register upon his slowly emerging consciousnessHe had tried to roar, anywayWhat came forth was a pitiful squeal that had been, nonetheless, sufficiently explicit to send the clerk flying, his gown flapping in his haste to obey
They blocked the River Sperion, stopping Rhamanus just as he was raising anchor
Unfortunately the Tribute captain then proceeded to reveal a stubbornness that ran stupefyingly counter to the most rudimentary political good senseHe refused to surrender the girlFor one wild, hallucinatory moment of insanity the Governor actually contemplated storming the galley
The river galley of Brandin, King of gucci silver bag Ygrath, Lord of Burrakh in Khardhun, Tyrant of the western provinces of the Peninsula of the PalmSaid galley then flying, rather pointedly, Brandin's own device as well as the royal banner of Ygrath
Death-wheels, the Governor reflected, were lovingly made for minor functionaries who essayed such maneuvers
Desperately, his brain curdling in the unfair brightness of the morning sunlight by the river, the Governor tried to find a way of communicating reason to a Tribute captain seized by the manifest throes of a midsummer madness
"Do you want to start a war?" he shouted from the dockHe had to shout from the dock; they wouldn't let him on the galleyThe wretched girl was nowhere to be seen; stowed, doubtless in the captain's cabinThe Governor wished she were deadHe wished that he himself was deadHe wished, in the most grievous inner sacrilege of all, that Arduini the master chef had never set foot in Stevanien
"And why," Captain Rhamanus called blandly from the middle of the river, "should my doing my precise duty by my King cause any such a thing?"
"Has the sea salt rotted your miserable excuse for a brain?" the Governor screamed, ill-advisedlyThe captain's brow darkenedThe Governor pushed on, dripping with sweat in the sun
"She's a Certandan, in the name of the seven cartier tank watch holy sisters of the god! Do you have any idea how easy it will be to goad Alberico into starting a border war over this?" He mopped at his brow with the square of red cloth a servant belatedly produced
Rhamanus, cursedly composed despite having drunk at least as much as the Governor the night before, seemed unimpressed
"As far as I'm concerned," he pronounced airily, the words drifting over the water, "she's living in Stevanien, she's working in Stevanien, and she was taken in StevanienBy my reckoning that makes her perfectly suitable for the saishan, or whatever our King, in his wisdom, decides to do with her He leveled a finger suddenly at the Governor"Now clear the river of these boats or I will ram and sink them in the name of each of the seven sisters and the King of YgrathUnless," he added, leaning forward, lowering his hand to the railing, "you would care to farspeak Chiara and have the King settle this himself?"
They had a saying here in the colony: naked between a fist and a fistIt was an exact phrase for the place where that insidious, cleverly calculated, viciously unfair proposition put the man to whom it was addressedA phrase that described in precise and graphic terms where the Governor of Stevanien abruptly felt himself to beThe red cloth swabbed d
On the other hand (as they liked to say here), it appeared that his attempt to soothe the ire of this Rhamanus had been unexpectedly successfulThe Governor had asked his wonderful Arduini, the true and only joy there was for him in this benighted place, to prepare an evening meal for them of an unforgettable order
"All of my meals are unforgettable," Arduini had bridled predictably, but had been mollified by a judicious mixture of flattery, gold ygras, and a quiet reminder (almost certainly not the truth, the Governor reflected unrepentantly) that their guest that evening had ready access to the ear of the King on Chiara
The meal had been an ascending series of revelations, the service prompt, soothing, and unobtrusive, the wines a sequence of complementary grace notes to Arduini's undeniable artistryRhamanus, a man who appeared to keep his trim physique with some difficulty, had progressed from edginess through guarded appreciation, to increasing pleasure, ending up in a volubly expansive good humor
Somewhere in the next-to-last bottle of dessert wine imported from back home in Ygrath he had also become quite drunk
Which was the only explanation, the only possible explanation, for the fact that, after the dinner was over and The Queen closed for the night, he'd sac dolce gabana had their evening's dark-haired waitress formally seized as Tribute for Brandin in Chiara and bundled directly onto the galley in the riverThe serving-girl from Certando
Certando, on the other side of the border, where Alberico of Barbadior held sway, not, alas, Brandin of Ygrath
The Governor of Stevanien had been awakened at dawn from a fitful, wine-fogged slumber by a terrified, apologetic Clerk of the CouncilUnclothed and without so much as a whiff of his morning khav he had heard, through the ominous pounding of a colossal headache, the nature of the news
"Stop that galley!" he roared, as the horrifying implications fought their way through to register upon his slowly emerging consciousnessHe had tried to roar, anywayWhat came forth was a pitiful squeal that had been, nonetheless, sufficiently explicit to send the clerk flying, his gown flapping in his haste to obey
They blocked the River Sperion, stopping Rhamanus just as he was raising anchor
Unfortunately the Tribute captain then proceeded to reveal a stubbornness that ran stupefyingly counter to the most rudimentary political good senseHe refused to surrender the girlFor one wild, hallucinatory moment of insanity the Governor actually contemplated storming the galley
The river galley of Brandin, King of gucci silver bag Ygrath, Lord of Burrakh in Khardhun, Tyrant of the western provinces of the Peninsula of the PalmSaid galley then flying, rather pointedly, Brandin's own device as well as the royal banner of Ygrath
Death-wheels, the Governor reflected, were lovingly made for minor functionaries who essayed such maneuvers
Desperately, his brain curdling in the unfair brightness of the morning sunlight by the river, the Governor tried to find a way of communicating reason to a Tribute captain seized by the manifest throes of a midsummer madness
"Do you want to start a war?" he shouted from the dockHe had to shout from the dock; they wouldn't let him on the galleyThe wretched girl was nowhere to be seen; stowed, doubtless in the captain's cabinThe Governor wished she were deadHe wished that he himself was deadHe wished, in the most grievous inner sacrilege of all, that Arduini the master chef had never set foot in Stevanien
"And why," Captain Rhamanus called blandly from the middle of the river, "should my doing my precise duty by my King cause any such a thing?"
"Has the sea salt rotted your miserable excuse for a brain?" the Governor screamed, ill-advisedlyThe captain's brow darkenedThe Governor pushed on, dripping with sweat in the sun
"She's a Certandan, in the name of the seven cartier tank watch holy sisters of the god! Do you have any idea how easy it will be to goad Alberico into starting a border war over this?" He mopped at his brow with the square of red cloth a servant belatedly produced
Rhamanus, cursedly composed despite having drunk at least as much as the Governor the night before, seemed unimpressed
"As far as I'm concerned," he pronounced airily, the words drifting over the water, "she's living in Stevanien, she's working in Stevanien, and she was taken in StevanienBy my reckoning that makes her perfectly suitable for the saishan, or whatever our King, in his wisdom, decides to do with her He leveled a finger suddenly at the Governor"Now clear the river of these boats or I will ram and sink them in the name of each of the seven sisters and the King of YgrathUnless," he added, leaning forward, lowering his hand to the railing, "you would care to farspeak Chiara and have the King settle this himself?"
They had a saying here in the colony: naked between a fist and a fistIt was an exact phrase for the place where that insidious, cleverly calculated, viciously unfair proposition put the man to whom it was addressedA phrase that described in precise and graphic terms where the Governor of Stevanien abruptly felt himself to beThe red cloth swabbed d
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